What the fresh fucking hell did I just look at
(Source: esoteric-surgery, via wwiao)
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
yes
yes
yes
YES - and then you start to think you’ve been chosen for the second coming of christ.
yep
IT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING.
yes
(via youonly-yolo-once)
looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day
Sometimes I really love people
(via gogovegancamimonster)
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
(via gogovegancamimonster)
my birthday present sums me up pretty well
theinternetghostshavetakenover:
whoa
what omg
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
I read it out loud, stressing each word
God, isn’t language great?
Ahw shit my brain just died.
(Source: mostlikelyloveyou)
(via moontrick)
